Mum Spanked Me With The Hairbrush What's This Song: 'maximum... Slap Your Mum... Etc?

What's this song: 'maximum... slap your mum... etc? - mum spanked me with the hairbrush

I do not know letters, but it's something along the lines of .... Maximum ... Blow your mother .... Whip your ass "
haha
stayed in my head and I need more than anything else. HELP ME MI Catholic!